I need a loan to pay my wife

I am constantly reminded that my wife does so much for our family. I filled out this form that tells me how much it would cost me if I were to hire someone to do all the work that she does. Let's just say that she does a lot. Here is a list of all that she does: Housekeeper, cook, school teacher (pre-school, elementary & Jr. High), facilities manager, van driver, counselor, janitor, laundry machine operator, nurse, event planner, nutritionist, interior designer, administrative assistant, general maintenance worker, and she has to put up with her husband too. I am very thankful for what the Lord has given Theresa as my spouse. She is a wonderful mother, wife, and she is my best friend. So here is the check that I need to give to her this mother's day. Unfortunately I am unable to pay for her services so I will do what do what Prov 31:28 says, "Her children rise up and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her:" Theresa I love you, thanks for all that you do for our family.